Fartknocker SBD - Stewart

Fartknocker SBD – Silent But Deadly

The Fartknocker is BACK, baby — and it’s better (and deadlier) than ever. One of the most iconic shortboards in our lineup has been reborn as the Silent But Deadly (SBD) edition: faster, sleeker, more responsive, and still an absolute blast in gutless, mushy surf.

Keeping the beloved wide outline of the original Fartknocker, the SBD features a thinner, pulled-in nose, refined foiled rails, and a freshly tuned performance profile. It sneaks up on you with surprising speed and potency — this board rips.

Whether you're groveling knee-high slop or pushing into overhead walls, the Fartknocker SBD keeps its cool and keeps you flying.

Board Overview

• Groveler meets high-performance shortboard

• Wide outline for stability & paddle speed

• Flatter midsection rocker for instant acceleration

• Nose & tail kick to keep it responsive in steeper sections

• Hydro Hull beveled rails for efficient wave-catching & lift

• Large single-to-double concave for control, drive, and forgiveness

• 5-fin setup (ride it as quad or twin + trailer)

• Composite Futures fin set included

What It’s Best For

• Mushy, soft, low-energy beachbreak

• Those “should I even paddle out?” days

• Small-wave aerial fun

• Shockingly capable in bigger surf

• Surfers who want a fast, forgiving pocket rocket

Why Surfers Love the SBD

This board is straight-up fun — and borderline magical.
It’s the kind of board that:

• Flies down the line even in dribbly surf

• Feels automatic when you think about turning

• Stays loose, lively, and surprisingly stable

• Lets you sneak into waves earlier than you'd expect

Think it — and the Fartknocker SBD is already doing it.

Fartknocker SBD – Size Chart